Movie Breakdown: The Boy Next Door
People are doing traditional-style reviews all over the web, so we decided to try something different. In each “breakdown” we’ll take a look at what a film’s marketing led us to believe, how the movie actually played, and then what we learned from it all. Read on!
The Impression:
Jennifer Lopez has sex with the boy next door. Shit gets weird. This could be bad-good.
The Reality:
J.LOL
As I sat waiting for The Boy Next Door to start, all I had on the brain was J.LOL. I just knew that the movie was going to be an innuendo-laced, Skinemax-esque good time, and I couldn’t wait to cleverly sling J.LOL around while blatantly celebrating the superstar for following up her divorce with an R-rated flick that’s centered around her banging a young hot dude. Because screw you, Marc “I Need To Know” Anthony!
But no. Instead of getting to have some fun throwing around the immensely stupid joke that is J.LOL, I had to jam it into the opening paragraph because The Boy Next Door is just an all-out awful film. Imagine a mix of those laugh-track-less Big Bang Theory vids, the lamest Lifetime-movie cliches and the smell of burnt hair, and you’ll have an idea of what I experienced with The Boy Next Door. Avoid it at all costs.
The Lesson:
What ever happened to the Jennifer Lopez that was in Out Of Sight? She was great.