I’m 100% certain that Unforgettable is going to be terrible, but I’m really hoping that it’ll be fun-terrible. I’m also very down to watch Katherine Marie Heigl play herself. Zing!
I thought for sure that Unforgettable was going to be trashy and hilarious, and that didn’t quite turn out to be accurate. This isn’t to say the movie is good, because it isn’t, but it’s not near as terrible as I was expecting it to be. Here’s what you need to know about its story – Tessa (Katherine Heigl) is not yet ready to let her ex-husband go, so she sets out to ruin his new girlfriend, Julia (Rosario Dawson). She does some catty things at first, and then that escalates into some wild, dangerous shit. Oh my! Honestly, if you’ve seen the trailer, then you’ve seen the movie. It does everything by the numbers and in general feels like a Lifetime movie with an actual budget. There is one bright spot though, and it’s Heigl. She is absolutely perfect as Tessa, and it’s her intense performance that makes the movie worth anything. Now, I wouldn’t recommend running out and seeing it just to witness Heigl at peak bitchiness, but in a few years when the movie is on TBS at 1am, maybe give it a bit of your attention.
One Last Thought:
If you’re planning on seeing this movie and don’t want it spoiled, then stop reading right now!
For those of you that stayed, here’s my idea for a different ending. In the film it’s just simply confirmed that Katherine Heigl’s character has mental issues, and then there’s a big fight that she loses. How boring! I think that instead it should have been revealed that Heigl’s young daughter had been her puppet master the whole time, and then Rosario has to defeat them both. But they’re too much, and she loses. Then the movie ends with Rosario locked up and the little manipulator on the loose with Heigl as her brainwashed pawn. Can you imagine?! That would have been … unforgettable.