Movie Breakdown: Master (Noah)
Pre-Screening Stance: The trailer has me split between, “Ooooooh, this looks artsy and good and probably scary. Also, maggots, gross!” and “This looks like every other artsy horror flick I’ve seen in the last five...
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Movie Breakdown: Deep Water (Noah)
Pre-Screening Stance: You know, Ana de Armas is a talented actor, Ben Affleck can steal a scene when he’s actively participating in a film, and Adrian Lyne has made some of the great erotic flicks...
Movie Breakdown: The Outfit
Pre-Screening Stance: Admittedly, The Outfit has managed to completely fly under my radar, and the only thing I really know about it is that it stars Mark Rylance. Fortunately, I really like Mark Rylance, which...
Movie Breakdown: The Adam Project
Pre-Screening Stance: The Adam Project looks like it could be fun. Or a chore. Then again, that’s pretty much what I think about every movie that Ryan Reynolds stars in. Post-Screening Ramble: I wouldn’t call...
Movie Breakdown: Turning Red (Noah)
Pre-Screening Stance: I’m at this point in my life where I know not every Pixar movie is going to be the home run of their glory days, but also that as long as it isn’t...
Movie Breakdown: Fresh (Noah)
Pre-Screening Stance: Everything I’ve seen involving this movie leaves an oil slick of creepiness on my heart. Which is a good thing. Especially when that oil slick involves Sebastian Stan and Daisy Edgar-Jones. Post-Screening Ramble:...
Movie Breakdown: Lucy And Desi (Noah)
Pre-Screening Stance: A documentary about two of the great comedic actors of all time … directed by Amy Poehler? Yeah, sure, I’m sure it’ll be great. Post-Screening Rant: Here’s the thing: Lucy and Desi is...
Movie Breakdown: The Batman
Pre-Screening Stance: Ben Affleck just starred as Batman in The Snyder Cut and he’s still set to appear in The Flash, so the introduction of a new Caped Crusader right in the middle of it...
Movie Breakdown: Studio 666
Pre-Screening Stance: “Sure, why not?” is pretty much what immediately pops into my head whenever I come across anything about the Foo Fighters-led Studio 666. So, sure, why not? Post-Screening Ramble: I doubt I’ll ever...
Movie Breakdown: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Pre-Screening Stance: I don’t know if I can confidently say this 2022 entry into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise actually looks good, but I’m holding out hope it has some of that Halloween (2018) magic....
