Author: Noah Sanders

Movie Breakdown: Piggy (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: Piggy is described as an artsy, Spanish, Chainsaw Massacre-adjacent slasher flick. I’m definitely interested. Post-Screening Ramble: Piggy is a nasty entry into the serial killer genre with enough twists and turns to elevate...

In Review: Fantastic Fest 2022 (Noah)

I’ve been back from Fantastic Fest for a while now, but the electric tingle of four days of film and neckbeards has yet to dissipate. With that in mind I thought I’d share my Top...

Fantastic Fest 2022: Noah’s Early Must-Sees

After two long years away from my beloved Fantastic Fest, I will once again be journeying to the baking heat and prominent neckbeards of Austin, Texas for many days of beer, fried foods and far,...

Movie Breakdown: Prey (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: Simply put: every Predator movie since the first one has been an exercise in decreasing value. That said, Dan Trachtenberg plays well in other people’s sandboxes and the concept seems familiar enough and...

Movie Breakdown: Master (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: The trailer has me split between, “Ooooooh, this looks artsy and good and probably scary. Also, maggots, gross!” and “This looks like every other artsy horror flick I’ve seen in the last five...

Movie Breakdown: Deep Water (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: You know, Ana de Armas is a talented actor, Ben Affleck can steal a scene when he’s actively participating in a film, and Adrian Lyne has made some of the great erotic flicks...

Movie Breakdown: Turning Red (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: I’m at this point in my life where I know not every Pixar movie is going to be the home run of their glory days, but also that as long as it isn’t...

Movie Breakdown: Fresh (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: Everything I’ve seen involving this movie leaves an oil slick of creepiness on my heart. Which is a good thing. Especially when that oil slick involves Sebastian Stan and Daisy Edgar-Jones. Post-Screening Ramble:...

Movie Breakdown: Lucy And Desi (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: A documentary about two of the great comedic actors of all time … directed by Amy Poehler? Yeah, sure, I’m sure it’ll be great. Post-Screening Rant: Here’s the thing: Lucy and Desi is...

Movie Breakdown: The Lost Leonardo (Noah)

Pre-Screening Stance: A documentary about a controversial painting that might be a DaVinci that is also kind of a mystery and features global intrigue? Yeah, I’m in for that. Post-Screening Ramble: There’s only a handful...