Hip Hop Hooray (Leah)

Honestly, one of the hardest things for me is coming up with something to say that’s new every month for this blog. I’m mostly afraid of putting any real opinion on the internet, and I rarely have any epiphanies regarding music that would be worth writing online; I just like it and listen to it a lot and force other people to listen to it basically.  So, I guess here are my hot takes for January, and you can skip them and go straight to the playlist if you like, which is honestly fire:

• I don’t think white people should wear tight khakis. They look like they’re naked from the waist down.
• Apples have gotten too big. Like, how do I save a half a goddamn apple?!
• HEB only has avocados in two flavors: mush and rocks.
• You may never have an emotional connection with music like you did when you were 14 again, and that’s okay.
• Spotify’s IPO will tank; don’t buy stock. (I am not a stock analyst and this is not legal advice.)
• The production and transport of new clothing has a detrimental effect on the environment, and there is too much old clothing for it to be disposed of responsibly. Stop buying new clothes (except band merch, obvs.)