Sorry
for not sharing this before the summer blockbuster
season kicked off with Iron Man, but as I've
already said, I just couldn't make time to get it
done.
If you don't remember how this works then just know
that I provide titles and links to flicks that I
think will be worth your time, and all you have to
do is click furiously and mark down what looks good
to you. Also, keep in mind that I've always
felt that the summer should be full of either flash
or comedy, so don't really expect to see too many of
the super small art-house sort of releases. Read on.
War, Inc
In Theaters -
May 23
One of the actors that I have the most respect for is John
Cusack, but the timing of this feels all wrong. The
title also gives me the vibe that it will end up being two
hours of "how the world is a terrible place." No
thanks.
You
Don't Mess With The Zohan
In
Theaters - June 6
Every single time that I see the trailer for this I throw up
in my mouth. That's all I want to say about it.
The Love
Guru
In Theaters -
June 20
Mike Meyers is a funny guy, but the trailer for this is a
little racist and devoid of any jokes that weren't already
done in the three Austin Powers movies.
Meet
Dave
In Theaters - July 11
I have no idea how Eddie Murphy keeps getting roped into
crap like this and Norbit, but somebody has got to
tell him that he can do better. The money can't be
that great.
Step
Brothers
In Theaters - July 25
I will always find John C. Reilly and Will Farrell funny,
but it's time for them to stop playing the same clueless
characters. They can do better.
- The One That Just Might Be The Underground
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